my life

is the best sitcom you have ever seen.

romance
drama
comedy
action
adventure
new twists around ever corner!!!

what will happen next!?!?!?!?

tune in to find out.



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battle axe.

today i am angry.
for the first time in a very, very long time.
over bullshit, ALL OF IT.
way too much at one time.

i never fucking learn.

my name is jason foster.
tomorrow i will be 27 years old, and i'm fucking pissed off.
happy birthday to me.



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nerd house.

so i had new reality show idea.
i think it would be a huge success.

NERD HOUSE

basically you just get a whole lot of the smartest, egocentric and most socially awkward, people you can find.
and then put them all in a house together.
i think it might make things funnier/more interesting, if it was just a regular house. 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, in a normal neighborhood.
with like 20 people trying to live in it.
sleeping bags and blankets will be provided, along with a few couches and beds (not an even number though, someone will always be missing out.)
they will be allowed to leave, but their only transportation will be 1 smart car and 1 children's bicycle. (not each, total)
and then you make them do challenges.
half brain type and half physical.
the two, or one who wins these challenges will be immune to being voted off by the rest of the group.
no teams or sides, its every nerd for themselves.

i would watch this every week, religuously.

OH!
and the celebrity host will be carlton from the fresh prince.

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sweater weather.

story states
that i need more
to keep me from
being awake
than a book,

i need a battle.




there's a little light on somewhere
keeping me from completely falling asleep.



(story of my life, man)

guh.

And I try not to worry,
but you've got me terrified.
it's like we're in some kind of hurry
to say goodbye.





infinite repeat.

live through this, and you won't look back.

things are finally starting to evolve and its more relieving than i expected.

i feel good about the immediate future.
really, really good.




in other news...

i quit b.b.'s
that place has become a shit hole
i dont know how it is still open now.
i have a really sweet new haircut.
a really rad new house.
the king of all porches.
a good job and great friends.
and a lot of plans for the summer.

like bringing a knife to a gunfight.

godamn, i needed that.




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