HEY!

i'm thirsty...

no.


but really, i figured it out, man.
i got this.

im going back to school and it feels amazing.

and so relieving.

i know exactly what i want to do, and it only took me 27 years to be sure.

fuck you jimmy johns, i'll be leaving soon.

this winter might actually end up being pretty alright.


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watermark

i've got this chronic problem,
where i know exactly what the outcome of a questionable situation is going to be.
but i completely ignore that
and just go for it anyway.
i guess, in hopes of the 0.000000000000001% chance
that it won't turn out the way i know its going to.

and EVERY SINGLE TIME i think that i have learned my lesson.

nope.
completely disregarded.

fuck, its draining.



on an unrelated side note:

why is it so fucking hard for people to be honest!?!?

everyone should try it, it rules way harder than you think.




so...
i'm pretty unhappy with my life right now and i have no idea where to go from here.

i have no doubt that i will figure it out eventually, but for now, its becoming increasingly difficult to stay optimistic.

and that is a feeling i'm not very used to.


lately im fighting awfully hard the desire to fall back into a hermit like state that once was very comfortable.
but i was happy to get out of.

i guess it is that time of year, though.

luckily tuesday night will always be dollar night.
see you at the bar, man.

today's the day.

i think i might have been a little bit upset when i posted that last entry.


tonight we drink to new beginnings.




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tonight's the night.

i want to crash my car into the ocean.
i want to ride my bike to the moon.
i want to sleep in the baseball stadium.
i want to start a fire in my room.
i want to break my computer.
i want to make some popcorn.
i want to hide this picture.

i want to fuck a complete stranger.

i want to drink until i blackout.
i want to take another shower.
i want to eat a cheeseburger.
i want to murder everyone with a McCain/Palin bumper sticker.
i want to tear down every fucking billboard.
i want to turn my phone off for a full year.
i want to learn how to lie again.


i want to always remember that its going to get worse, before it gets better.
but it will always get better.

my life

is the best sitcom you have ever seen.

romance
drama
comedy
action
adventure
new twists around ever corner!!!

what will happen next!?!?!?!?

tune in to find out.



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battle axe.

today i am angry.
for the first time in a very, very long time.
over bullshit, ALL OF IT.
way too much at one time.

i never fucking learn.

my name is jason foster.
tomorrow i will be 27 years old, and i'm fucking pissed off.
happy birthday to me.



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nerd house.

so i had new reality show idea.
i think it would be a huge success.

NERD HOUSE

basically you just get a whole lot of the smartest, egocentric and most socially awkward, people you can find.
and then put them all in a house together.
i think it might make things funnier/more interesting, if it was just a regular house. 4 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, in a normal neighborhood.
with like 20 people trying to live in it.
sleeping bags and blankets will be provided, along with a few couches and beds (not an even number though, someone will always be missing out.)
they will be allowed to leave, but their only transportation will be 1 smart car and 1 children's bicycle. (not each, total)
and then you make them do challenges.
half brain type and half physical.
the two, or one who wins these challenges will be immune to being voted off by the rest of the group.
no teams or sides, its every nerd for themselves.

i would watch this every week, religuously.

OH!
and the celebrity host will be carlton from the fresh prince.

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